“Can I put my hand on your ass?!”
“Hey, wanna learn how to give a good massage?”
“Can I take my shirt off in the picture with you?”
“I bet with that creamy skin, you’d taste like a vanilla cupcake.”
“Wow, honey, nice legs!”
“Are you married?”
“That’s the scariest but sexiest cosplay I’ve ever seen.”
“I can’t believe I’m really meeting you.”
“Can I touch your abs?”
“Look at the tits on that Scarlet Witch!”
“Cool! So now can you take off your shirt?”
“I’ve never been sexually attracted to a character before until now.”
[While cosplaying as Daenerys Targaryen]: “How does it feel to be raped by your boyfriend?”
“Woah. Too much breast.”
“You’re hot hot like a barbecue. Sizzle sizzle.”
“My 4-year-old is coming tomorrow… This picture is for me. *WINK*”
“…That ass.”
“Will this costume help me get laid?”
[While cosplaying as Thor]: “Someone asked me to hit them, tell me it felt good, and do it again.”
“I had a dream about this last night.”
“Girl, you all kinds of fine. Thor, you’re so lucky, dude.”
“Would you like to handle my gems?”
